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Welcome to Daily VS Retro News, where I will update you on vs RetroSpecter until P2's Release!

We are on Day 26 and today April 30th

it's also Pico day, and retros still trying to sell orphans


Retro V2 Tomorrow??? (please)

anyway, here is the Portal 2 thing again because Retro is still selling adopted characters:

Wheatley:

All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted... fatty! Fatty, fatty no parents?

GLaDOS:

And...?

Wheatley:

What?

GLaDOS:

What exactly is wrong with being adopted?

Wheatley:

What's wrong with being adopted? Um, well, uh, Lack of parents?

GLaDOS:

[to Chell] For the record, you are adopted and that's terrible. Just work with me.

Wheatley:

Some of my my best friends are actually orphans.

GLaDOS:

Also, look at her, you moron. She's not fat.

Wheatley:

I AM NOT A MORON! Just do the test; just do the test.



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