Since, 1812

Honolulu Public Press

Today's date: September 12th, 2018

The Jax Justun's Museum

After like being close down like 12-99 times already, the old and abandoned Jax Justun Studios attractions from "The Real World" at a location called Aiea Intermediate and in a dimension called "The Island of Sodor" at a location called Bertram's Station are now not only combined but also turned into a MUSEUM which is now opening at its time!! And it's about time that the new owner named "Chuck P. Flownnsonn" had finally decided to not only make Jax's studio still going but also the history of both of his very own attractions when he was working in.

Yes! That is right people! Chuck P. Flownnsonn had created a museum called "The Jax Justun's Museum". Which will or now open at a weeks time! Or maybe just be open all day and/or all night long.

This crazy mix-a-fied place will have or feature spooky stories, scary and dark relics, portraits, real statues, and galleries based of those monsters that work with the legendary and most famous people Jax Justun & Jax Marble so so so so so long ago. This will also include a bunch of trains rides around this spooky scary skeleton establishment! Like the new owner had just said about a week in a half ago! And of course it will also include more stories about not only about how the past was like and how a autism teenaged boy named "Ian Neill" that had defeated these monsters, but it'll also include some new monster like animatronics! The new owner won't give out the names of these bad boys. You all have to look it up by yourselfs! The new owner also has his own robots that he had kept in his garage! Their names are Smudger, Lord Ender Dragon {LED}, Mr. Direction, and finally a mysterious engine called Stanley!

But unfortunately, the new owner "Chuck P. Flownnsonn" could not give the rights to putting the old monster like robots to his combined museum because that might or WILL cause like a serious amount of problems! So he decided to make some relics, old paintings, and other kinds of stuff/things that will be base of the old monster robots themselves.

And the worst part was that the old robots themselves weren't able to be found at all! The the staff owners and the other workers the worked from those two places couldn't find any fingerprints around the two old places, no weapons couldn't be found just only a baby's plastic spoon that was founded on a table, no blood stains were nowhere to be seen, no graffitis from naughty teenagers, and even no sign of any footprints either. Not even the people around the island of Sodor couldn't find any evidence from the crime scenes! Including the people from the real world! Which was only around the Hawaiian islands. The rest of the real world wasn't even been attacked because there were to much ocean around the islands themselves.

Anyways, the museum is now or already being publish to the public themselves. Let's not forget also that we have not only have dine places but also some new monster animatronics that will replace from the old ones that the old owners that had it! Let us also not forget that the museum will be open at at location where Aiea Intermediate is at! Which is just called "AIEA"!!! But be warned, these new animatronics might act a little strange. So this place must be watch at all cost during at night time. At around 12-6AM!!! YAY!! Ummm? Kind of? Nevermind. Anyways if interested please call:(808) 342-111-2334-97900 or go to our new website called: www.TheJaxJustunsMuseum.com/IwonnabeAWESOME!!!!!!

For ages 15-20 $400.00

For ages 21-30 $43.21

For ages 31-39 $4.00

Get paid for almost like: $9,991.02 a week

Get paid for almost like: $10 Million dollars when overtime for at least two more nights

Or just work there whenever you want! You might make a fortune over there.

Well! That is all for now folks! Have fun! And also have a nice new school year! EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!! And what could go wrong? Well be safe at home or just go and have fun at our new museum! Runned by: Chuck P. Flownnsonn AKA: The new owner! Well have a nice day EVERYONE!!!

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It is me again everyone! NanGameJolt23! Thanks for stopping by and having fun reading my story for my 3rd future project! I am so sorry that it took so long long to make because I was just busy on not only school but also how the world will be back to normal soon enough! But do not worry people! It'll eventually be back to normal soon! HOPEFULLY!!! Anyways, hope you all finally love this story! And again sorry if this one was SUPER DUPER late! I was not in some good moods/moments with my parents from this past year! 2020 was just a nightmare! Hopefully 2021 will be better! And hopefully 2021 will be just like 2019! Anyways, be safe EVERYBODY!! I am so glad that everything will be back to normal soon! Anyways people, enjoy your rest of your spring break! Love you all!