Sometimes I share with my mom about communicating with me and people of another culture from GJ. I think Dad would have thought that I would have it like this:

Everything is fucking awesome for me)

I became friends with Americans

They are all gay,

I started to grow a lump,

We all smoke

And recently I went to the doctors and they told me that I had 7 days left to live)))

This is the redneck's idea of America :/