Can someone explain why this is surprisingly accurate?

*ART IS NOT MINE*

Guess who totaled their phone!?

And longer

Welcome to the non-official Welcome Home Game Jolt Community! The Neighborhood is thrilled to see you here and can't wait to go on all sorts of adventures with you! Talk to you soon.

A random poem I wrote

same here

The people from my Dsmp will understand.....

I love Oreos

Also both

I believe that this lady's and gentlemen, is the exact definition of a psychopath