Guess who totaled their phone!?

Can someone explain why this is surprisingly accurate?

*ART IS NOT MINE*

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Welcome to the non-official Welcome Home Game Jolt Community! The Neighborhood is thrilled to see you here and can't wait to go on all sorts of adventures with you! Talk to you soon.

The people from my Dsmp will understand.....

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A random poem I wrote

same here

I believe that this lady's and gentlemen, is the exact definition of a psychopath

I love Oreos