Can someone explain why this is surprisingly accurate?

*ART IS NOT MINE*

A random poem I wrote

same here

Welcome to the non-official Welcome Home Game Jolt Community! The Neighborhood is thrilled to see you here and can't wait to go on all sorts of adventures with you! Talk to you soon.

I believe that this lady's and gentlemen, is the exact definition of a psychopath

I love Oreos

The people from my Dsmp will understand.....

And longer

And longer

Guess who totaled their phone!?