There is a 84.7% chance I am not yet dead

The absolutely flabbergasted one has been rediscovered near Yellowstone

…Something seems VERY familiar here…

do not

You know, I’m not sure why but I’m feeling patriotic today for some reason. I think I’ll go ignite some explosives and forget whatever the fuck a kilometer is

Bro is NOT helping 💀

Yellowstone so cold rn help me

The next time this image is shown it will be when I have something I can show

unc sitting too close to strangers at airport

Thermonuclear automotive