Me like 15 days from now having to use this card cause I accidentally watched 1 Spongebob video on youtube making youtube believe I'm under 18:

Look at me I'm so buff

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

I made glamrock Freddy ->-

How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

Idk I made dis 0-0 (in meh Au) like if they died dis is what happened ;-; cringey I know -_-

How Family Guy expects us to react when a scene with sad flute music starts to play about a lesson that the characters will forget next episode:

Eyes so yummy I gave them a theme song

Idk I made dis :))

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie: