The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Imagine making 3 back to back posts about video game references

Couldn't be me

Also if you were wondering, no I didn't actually lose my house during the pandemic, I said it for the joke

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.

I hope this works

How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys: