WHAT???

*crooked ahh laugh*

omfff Baird :3

Go, USA! You fucked shit up for us! Again! /sarcasm

motherfuckers when their toe gets stubbed

I know theres like a whole month for 2024 to end but eh, I want to do this before I forget to post this and the year ends

I'm just gonna mention everyone in the article

If I forgot anyone, I'll add them later on, when I notice

this is so pretty ✨

ugh I had to edit Tom Freakfoy and turn that dumbass frown upside down damnit

Elton john but good:

CAUSE IM STILL EDGING FASTER THAN I'VE EVER DID

LOOKING LIKE A COSTCO GUY

FEELING LIKE A BABY GRONK

AND I'M STILL GOONING EVEN AFTER ALL THESE GYATTS

PICKING UP THE RIZZES OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KAI ON MY CENAT

I'M STILL TAXIN'

this motherfucker