gay person: hi

het person: hello

that one neurodivergent friend you regret becoming friends with: hey did you know when susie ate kris's already-bitten apple in noelle's blog post they technically shared each others' spit hey hey did you know that hey

what is trending

hey guys i'm not the type to beg but look at this number 👀 perhaps we need 5 more of something to add onto it. but what?

Your mother

dynamite put that thE BLOODY FUCK DOWN

@Banana_Dreemurr

might've just found the funniest image ever

DONT???? CALK THEM??? TRAHT????

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this group project shit is easy