How I look at bro before dismembering him because I gave him my phone during english class so he can play geometry dash but he genuinely sees a text message from "Host's Butt Fucker"

Boy

I think I'll try to make some cool stuff with my android daughter cause I need to experiment

"awww,what a cute lil rat,he can't POSSIBLY be harmfull,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"(explodes)

I like this one actually

What would YOU do?

If you ever see me irl, I will be standing in the corner hitting one of these two poses

Throwback

Herobrine moveset for SGWSP

Analog