Animal Crossing is so mediocre. It's like no one even cares what you do. It reminds me of the time I sold my left arm for a hat. It was a very good purchase. The hat was amazing. After buying it I fell into a puddle and got really wet. Afterwords I was like "oh that's weird" and then when I got home I started cooking dinner and then I cut my finger on the stove and burned my knife. Then I started to wonder if this hat was cursed, and I decided it was. So I went back on Craigslist and requested that I get a refund. The seller said no and said my arm was his forever and I got very mad. So, I went to look for him. The seller posted the hat for sale in Indiana, so I got a plane ticket and flew to Indiana. Then I realised it was actually in India, so I spent a nice vacation at Indiana then flew to India. I started looking for the seller and then I saw a weird creepy doorway to a warehouse, and then I went in. Then I saw the seller with my arm and we battled. It was very intense. After that. I got my arm and flew back to Canada. So yeah, Animal Crossing is mediocre.