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What happened to me today

I don't watch TV, buuuut... #TVDay

Image from Reddit!

Water & healing magic.

I'm lactose intolerant, but I'm making mac and cheese! Not dairy free either.

Heh

Alright then, thought it was about time I did a proper face reveal. You’ve already seen bits of me before, but this is the first time I’m showing my face here. I’m not trying to be fancy or anything, just wanted to be a bit more open with you lot.

I’m worn down, mates. Feels like I’m being treated as nothing more than a pawn.

Hello, my kids! Are you all bloody goid today? I have been a bloody glutton today with food.

Here's the explanation...