Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

What if when you die enough times, you get a rage quit option where the game just closes after a horrendous scream

Update: this is all you get, haha suckers

This is relevant to my game

I hope you're ready to avoid fish.

Thank you so much! After ten yearTEN YEARS???? I'm finally here! :D

Look.

I'm lazy.

I'm a lazy cow.

What do you want from me?

It's always good practice to make the collision of enemy projectiles thrice as big as the graphic itself, as to not underwhelm the player and also extend the playtime.

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