so why don't you make like a val and knee

SECOND FUCKING TIME SHE STARTED THE STREAM LIKE THIS BTW. MAYBE EVEN MORE IDK. OH JENN YOU ARE SO EVIL

they are going to send a pack of monkeys to take me away

this is valnie if you look at it through a certain lens okay goodbye

oh my god bruh i might have to be in school a whole hour early because of biology kills mysrlf

my name is mephone 4 and this is inanimate insanity

i was literally just going to save my status dawg why am i here

and thus, we are at our final 3: the italian, the brit, or the bisexual! who's getting third place?! find out next time!

you could even say she's a... friend inside me

i've seen people criticise this scene for barney's half-assed reassurance ("none of what you ever did was wrong") while i personally interpret it as a character flaw of his that he's gonna have to fix as a result of a major plot point