Why is Soldier so funny?

Two of my favorite characters from Star Wars and guardian of the Galaxy

I wonder how long this took

Ronald McDonald why is there a knife in the Happy Meal?

The irony... you know you know

This gives you to use one as a whopping the others it's driving a car

I'm going to buy this

Do you count that as a water gun?

Nerf or nothing again

Goku got a business job