What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box:

BRO

I WAS SO STRESSED BY CAPCUT GETTING BANNED

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY PRESENT ME?!?!?!??!?!

Brodie be like: Follow me

BRO HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO DIDDLE ME?!??!?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I FOLLOW YOU?!??!?! JUST SAY YOU HAVE THE CANDY AND JUST ADMIT YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME

"Hey buddy, it's me... remember..? You declined my offer, and it was gonna be millions. Something that would be worth using to ugrade your... "tech"... but instead, i'm left with a decline. You know how much I hate declined offers that are good? heheh"

"I wanna kill some guy named David"

Some guy named David

Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

TF YOU MEAN TOO MANY REQUESTS?!??!?!??

I'm gonna change my pinned post back to the og on my birthday because it's too iconic

NEW GAMEJOLT DRAMA!!!! @dotist COPIED FIVE NIGHTS AT ALEX'S

I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND, BUT THEN HE BETRAYED ME LIKE LIKE THIS

Wendy Testicleburgers from South Shart