Me: why did I picked up that damn newspaper?....hmm looks like this place is it huh? *looks at Wario's place* well...I guess I can watch em….

(LATER)

Wario: >:) WAHAHAHAH Im-a comin for you girly~

Me: DAFUQ?! O_O

Waluigi: WAH AHAHAHA WAAAAALUIGI TIME >:D

Me: WTF?! O_O""

Mario: ohoh….its a me~ Mario...hehehe *stares at me*

Me: umm...….well shit......

Luigi: *sighs* *knocks on window*

Me: huh? OH SHIT!! O_O

Luigi: WAIT! I-im harmless...please....c-can I come in?? :(

Me: s-sure...I guess....

Luigi: th-thank you....I...I know im creepy but please don't be scared of me.....o...okay?

Me: heh ok....

Peach: =) TIME TO DIIIIIIE~~~~~ HEHEHE~~

Me & Luigi: AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Wario: why is Luigi helping her?! THAT BASTERD!!! >:(

Waluigi: calm the f**k down Wario! :/

*Wario bitch slap Waluigi*

Waluigi: OW!

Mario: okie?....ohoh! hello Luigi! Human nightguard! :D

Both: oh hello Mario...

Mario: mind if I stay with you guys?

Me: sure ^^

Mario: thanks! ^^

Me: no problem :)

Wario: SUPRISE MOTHERF**KER!!!

Me: O_O HOLY SHI-

Luigi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH O~O

Mario: MAMA MIA!!!!!! O_O

(TO BE CONTINUED? XD)