JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?

Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Say hello to Ghost Sean! He'll be one of the main protagonists in "Big Sean III: GHOST WARS"! Just like Ghost Ari, he'll be fully playable, complete with his own unique story arc! And unlike in the first two games, Ari's content won't just rehash his!

Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

These are all eighteen elementally coloured free battle mode championship rings you'll be able to wrestle in come next year!

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Meet Zombie Sean: He'll have a special roll in "Big Sean III: GHOST WARS"! We're really excited to reveal his story a little later this summer, when we announce our brand new PowerPoint-Gaming-Console!