Fortnite Pomni:

"Yeah so my whole thing is that I'm a stupid idiot and I'm on the internet"

The

AHOY THERE MATIES!!! STRAP UP YE SELFS BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TO FIND THE ANOTHER NIGHT AT ALEX'S UPDATE!!!

new hard mode

Mf's with 0.03 GPA and a 7% attendance rate when an explosion kills 10 people in the science lab but they hear the words "school" and "cancelled" in the same sentence:

Backrooms director "Kane Parsons" trapped me in the backrooms

Here's proof

Me if making analog horror parodies with Pizza as the main focus was a job:

Hello! we have some great news!

Maybe an asset?