When they slandering your team and you're about to leave it at they're right but then you realize that they slander your team in 99% of their posts so you can fire back at them for being unoriginal:

The

hello!

so, just a couple of announcements

also, Happy Thanksgiving!

Mf's with 0.03 GPA and a 7% attendance rate when an explosion kills 10 people in the science lab but they hear the words "school" and "cancelled" in the same sentence:

When

Maybe an asset?

who will hold the gun?

Who is this?

Me if making analog horror parodies with Pizza as the main focus was a job:

something