Someone asked for a watermelon

I present to you my pet, I found him on the street and adopted him, what do you think?

HEY! The bottom thing fell off. Do you want it?

Me when I wake up early

that's how it moves

What do you do, I feel dumber than I should.

I think madness is taking over my head

that you look at me

Thanks for the 10 followers

WTF?