all the kids these days are saying 67! Must be because its cherry10's grandmother's upcoming 67th birthday! How sweet

My husband just shook his boss' hand.

I SMELL AN AFFAIR!!!

#motherknowsbest

kids these days, putting heads in toilets! what nonsense! when i was a kid, we watched our parents beat our asses for even thinking of eating dinner!!

#motherknowsbest!

what did i see in that man anyways.

all he did was read babe novels and drink with his friend herald.

fuck ass.

My Husband skipped church this week due to being sick....

I SMELL AN AFFAIR!!!!

my neighbor just gave my husband a spare tire.

I SMELL AN AFFAIR!!!!

NO.

MY HUSBAND JUST LOOKED IN THE SAME DIRECTION AS A WOMAN.

THEY'RE CHEATING WITH EACH OTHER.

I SMELL AN AFFAIR.

All the kids are talking about this thing called F N F!! I remember frocking N fields too! good to know kids these days are still playing outdoors instead of on those video gadgets!

One time, the lady across the street gave me a nice scarf.

actually i hated it. i threw it in her face and told her to kiss my ass.

but its basically the same thing as saying "Thank you!"

god damn it...

my husband just bought a new truck.

fuck my life where's the ibuprofen...