gay person: hi

het person: hello

that one neurodivergent friend you regret becoming friends with: hey did you know when susie ate kris's already-bitten apple in noelle's blog post they technically shared each others' spit hey hey did you know that hey

dynamite put that thE BLOODY FUCK DOWN

possibly my favorite pastry

Your mother

yikes 😬😬 that's not good

for the record i don't take these kinds of tests too seriously lol but still

@Banana_Dreemurr

what is trending

hey guys i'm not the type to beg but look at this number 👀 perhaps we need 5 more of something to add onto it. but what?

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i'm killing everyone and then myself