Matpat are you really that desperate

I had to be hospitalized yesterday, I've puked 16 times in the span of 11 hours and I can barely stand up because of how dizzy I get when I move 😍🤩

Like I'm thankful and it's a creative gift but who gives their barely teenage child a waffler for their birthday 😭

Reporter gets hit by Tricky (made by me)

Yay it just turned 00:00 so that means it's my birthday

(Yay)

(yippee)

Overhaul's grave I would smile

Trans icon 😍

Naw man I just came out of the hairdresser's and I look like a bad cosplay of this fucker 😭

Idk

fucking hell i'm so lonely I hate this update😭