Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

Brodie be like: Follow me

BRO HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO DIDDLE ME?!??!?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I FOLLOW YOU?!??!?! JUST SAY YOU HAVE THE CANDY AND JUST ADMIT YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME

What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

I'm gonna change my pinned post back to the og on my birthday because it's too iconic

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

"Hey buddy, it's me... remember..? You declined my offer, and it was gonna be millions. Something that would be worth using to ugrade your... "tech"... but instead, i'm left with a decline. You know how much I hate declined offers that are good? heheh"

Wendy Testicleburgers from South Shart

I hope this works

BRO

I WAS SO STRESSED BY CAPCUT GETTING BANNED

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY PRESENT ME?!?!?!??!?!