Sorry ladies, the Elite Riot Gear stays on

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Man’s 76 years old

.

Do you agree with Mr. Onion?

ten years

Heyoooo, I may be as distant as possible from here, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna forget the series that set me down a path of self-dsicovery to end up at some, in America right now, frightening conclusions. Happy 10th Anniversary FNAS.

I’m back, boys.

I AM NOT A MORON

This feels like some goofy ahh shitpost, but it isn’t