Mario is finished.

How do we tell him?

// play scare sound

I find myself wondering daily how one piece went from „hehe let‘s find funni big treasure with frens“

To „fuck the high authorities, its slavery, censorship, and oppression.“

and my god it goes so hard

whar

10 year old me waiting for my mom to get off the phone to tell her i started a fire in the house

Maybe some haven't caught on,

Five Shows at Wario's: Director's Cut is coming to mobile devices, eventually!

For now, however, you are not allowed to enter the Theatre.

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I hope this is gonna be peak

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(Things may be subject to change.)