"Yeah, midmortal is trash."

Immortal in season 1:

I can relate to that.

The Omni-shots.

Human I remember you’re GENOCIDES (extra extra extra version)

[EDIT]I added more

I just appeared so I would disappear for another 500 years again.

That's everyone.

I may have unfollowed some pookies however.

How did I not think about that?

My first brilliant move ever in chess.

The school fight didn't happen.

I once had a nightmare where a chomper was eating me alive and every time I see it I remember that nightmare even thought it was six years ago.