2 years ago

Writing the "Who killed Noob69" script


White: He's Dead! WHY!?

Blue: *Walks in* Don't worry, I'm here!

Blue: I saw everything!

White: Who did it!? Who killed Noob69!?

Blue: That's my Theory...

White: What's your theory?

Blue: Not What, Who.

White: Fine, WHO'S your theory?

Blue: *Snaps his fingers* Exactly!

White: Exactly what?

Blue: It can't be, What's in the Medical Bay.

White: Medical Stuff I guess?

White: Who cares?

Blue: He does care! Cares about killing!

White: Wait, wait... Who cares about what?

Blue: He does! That's Juicy.

Blue: I thought he was married!

White: Who's married?

Blue: That's right!

White: What are you talking about?

Blue: No, Who.

...

White: What the Fuck!

Blue: Wtf is a Bastard!

White: Someone's who's parents aren't married?

White: Why are you asking?

Blue: Are you high or something?

White: Right! Enough! Stop it!

White: There's a dead guy on the floor, correct?

Blue: Looks that way...

White: I didn't do it.

Blue: Nope.

White: And neither did you!

Blue: negative.

White: So who did?

Blue: Precisely!

White: For Fuck's sake!

Blue: Ffs, he's dead! Who killed him!

White: That's what I want to know!

White: Who killed Noob 69!?

Blue: Now you're getting it!

White: YOU'RE GONNA GET IT IN A SECOND!

Blue: Woah! No need for that, I'm just trying to help!

White: I'm sorry *pats baby Crewmate* I guess I'm just getting paranoid.

White: Everybody is sus!

Blue: Everyone? I thought Yellow was Sus?

White: Yellow is sus?

Blue: She was when I met her...

White: As early as that? So she killed Noob69?

Blue: Not Who?

White: Who what?

Blue: What's What got to do with it?

White: What do you mean!?

Blue: I mean Who!

White: What the Fuck!

Blue: LEAVE THAT BASTARD OUT OF THIS!

White: Leave who out of it!?

Blue: But he's the Imposter!

White: WHO IS THE IMPOSTER!?

Blue: YES!?

White: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?

Blue: I TOLD YOU HE's IN THE MEDICAL BAY!

White: STOP! Ok! You were on camera's, right?

Blue: I was.

White: So you know where everyone was?

Blue: For sure!

White: So?

Blue: SO WHAT?

White: TELL ME!

Blue: Right, ok. The Player in the Reactor was Sus, Who was in here with Noob69, What's in the Medical Bay, and the Cafeteria, was, um... Idk

White: *in a sarcastic voice* Well that really clears things up.

Blue: Thank you!

White: *Slaps Blue* I was being sarcastic! You're useless!

Blue: How so? I told you where everyone was!

White: No you didn't! Who was in the Cafeteria!?

Blue: I just said, IDK! WHO WAS IN HERE!

White: I DON'T KNOW!

Blue: CORRECT!

White: I'm losing my mind!

Blue: It's simple, we'll just call a meeting and tell everyone to vote for Who!

White: That's what I'm asking you! That is literally the only thing I want to know! I JUST WANT To know who!

Blue: You want to know Who?

White: YES!

Blue: Well why didn't you say so? I'll introduce you!

White: Introduce me to who!? THE IMPOSTER!?

Blue: I guess, if you really wanna meet him, but aren't you afraid that he'll kill you?

White: Precisely! Why introduce us then!?

Blue: Ok, ok, I heard you the first time, I'll introduce you!

White: INTRODUCE ME TO WHO!?

Blue: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

White: FUCKING WHO!?

Blue: WOAH! Calm down, he may be an Imposter, but he's a married man!

White: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?

Blue: I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING HIM INTO THIS!

White: WHO!?

Blue: YES!

White FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Blue: IS DEAD!

White: *puts his head into his hands* oooooh, why me?

Blue: NO, I AM!

White: You're what?

Blue: NO! WHAT IS IN THE MEDICAL BAY! I'M Y!

White: YOU'RE WHY WHAT!?

Blue: Y Fronts, Get it?

White: *Visor cracks* UAAAAAAAH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I AM GOING2KILLEVERY1STARTINGWITHU!

Y Fronts: HAHA! SO IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!

*EMERGENCY MEETING*

Going2KillEvery1StartingWithU wasn't the Imposter!

Y Fronts: Oh, that was his NAME!

Y Fronts: My bad guys.

Who: Np man, he was SUS!

Sus: What?

What: Hello!



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