White: He's Dead! WHY!?
Blue: *Walks in* Don't worry, I'm here!
Blue: I saw everything!
White: Who did it!? Who killed Noob69!?
Blue: That's my Theory...
White: What's your theory?
Blue: Not What, Who.
White: Fine, WHO'S your theory?
Blue: *Snaps his fingers* Exactly!
White: Exactly what?
Blue: It can't be, What's in the Medical Bay.
White: Medical Stuff I guess?
White: Who cares?
Blue: He does care! Cares about killing!
White: Wait, wait... Who cares about what?
Blue: He does! That's Juicy.
Blue: I thought he was married!
White: Who's married?
Blue: That's right!
White: What are you talking about?
Blue: No, Who.
...
White: What the Fuck!
Blue: Wtf is a Bastard!
White: Someone's who's parents aren't married?
White: Why are you asking?
Blue: Are you high or something?
White: Right! Enough! Stop it!
White: There's a dead guy on the floor, correct?
Blue: Looks that way...
White: I didn't do it.
Blue: Nope.
White: And neither did you!
Blue: negative.
White: So who did?
Blue: Precisely!
White: For Fuck's sake!
Blue: Ffs, he's dead! Who killed him!
White: That's what I want to know!
White: Who killed Noob 69!?
Blue: Now you're getting it!
White: YOU'RE GONNA GET IT IN A SECOND!
Blue: Woah! No need for that, I'm just trying to help!
White: I'm sorry *pats baby Crewmate* I guess I'm just getting paranoid.
White: Everybody is sus!
Blue: Everyone? I thought Yellow was Sus?
White: Yellow is sus?
Blue: She was when I met her...
White: As early as that? So she killed Noob69?
Blue: Not Who?
White: Who what?
Blue: What's What got to do with it?
White: What do you mean!?
Blue: I mean Who!
White: What the Fuck!
Blue: LEAVE THAT BASTARD OUT OF THIS!
White: Leave who out of it!?
Blue: But he's the Imposter!
White: WHO IS THE IMPOSTER!?
Blue: YES!?
White: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
Blue: I TOLD YOU HE's IN THE MEDICAL BAY!
White: STOP! Ok! You were on camera's, right?
Blue: I was.
White: So you know where everyone was?
Blue: For sure!
White: So?
Blue: SO WHAT?
White: TELL ME!
Blue: Right, ok. The Player in the Reactor was Sus, Who was in here with Noob69, What's in the Medical Bay, and the Cafeteria, was, um... Idk
White: *in a sarcastic voice* Well that really clears things up.
Blue: Thank you!
White: *Slaps Blue* I was being sarcastic! You're useless!
Blue: How so? I told you where everyone was!
White: No you didn't! Who was in the Cafeteria!?
Blue: I just said, IDK! WHO WAS IN HERE!
White: I DON'T KNOW!
Blue: CORRECT!
White: I'm losing my mind!
Blue: It's simple, we'll just call a meeting and tell everyone to vote for Who!
White: That's what I'm asking you! That is literally the only thing I want to know! I JUST WANT To know who!
Blue: You want to know Who?
White: YES!
Blue: Well why didn't you say so? I'll introduce you!
White: Introduce me to who!? THE IMPOSTER!?
Blue: I guess, if you really wanna meet him, but aren't you afraid that he'll kill you?
White: Precisely! Why introduce us then!?
Blue: Ok, ok, I heard you the first time, I'll introduce you!
White: INTRODUCE ME TO WHO!?
Blue: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
White: FUCKING WHO!?
Blue: WOAH! Calm down, he may be an Imposter, but he's a married man!
White: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Blue: I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING HIM INTO THIS!
White: WHO!?
Blue: YES!
White FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Blue: IS DEAD!
White: *puts his head into his hands* oooooh, why me?
Blue: NO, I AM!
White: You're what?
Blue: NO! WHAT IS IN THE MEDICAL BAY! I'M Y!
White: YOU'RE WHY WHAT!?
Blue: Y Fronts, Get it?
White: *Visor cracks* UAAAAAAAH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I AM GOING2KILLEVERY1STARTINGWITHU!
Y Fronts: HAHA! SO IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!
*EMERGENCY MEETING*
Going2KillEvery1StartingWithU wasn't the Imposter!
Y Fronts: Oh, that was his NAME!
Y Fronts: My bad guys.
Who: Np man, he was SUS!
Sus: What?
What: Hello!
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