I'm gonna seduce your dad, marry your dad, divorce your dad, and claim custody of you in the divorce just so you'll have to work in the MINES

deception +100 HAHAHHAH

pokemon type shit

why the fuck are you being so casual thats- thats literally just a crime????????????????????

i'm lebron james goes so hard

bro what

BRO IS NOT STILL TRYINA TRICK ME

as promised, here.

DAMN COPYCAT, FUCK YOU

the picture is of a model called lauren btw. never heard of among us..?