heart attack that lasted 9 seconds

Stone age

"My ex said she needed space, so I locked her in a closet and now she has all the space she needs, and I can finally play the new hollow knight: silksong."

guy grew sick of his girlfriend laying on him (fatal Datsun 2016 car accident)

roblox thinks i am a discord mod

911 reference

Just spam report this kid.

broke my mouse and it made it harder to look around. my mouse cursor now moves at 20 fps.

Instead of coming with responses from your head, get them from gemini. Good at roasting, and good at disappointing you with bad coding. (Saw this comment on a "5 signs you have a strong Iman in Islam" video)

97 hours on gmod