One day I was sitting all cozy on the couch watching Young Sheldon until the TV turned static and it had an ad "God dammit" I said. The add had a yellow figure that said "BUY THE NO FORK A NATOR! IT GETS HID OF FORKS" "BUY NO AT YELLOWFACEINC.COM". "Well, that does sound pretty useful" I thought until when I went to the website it said "YOUR GETTING HAKED LOL" and then the yellow figure came too my house and brutally shoved forks into my mouth until I my body was disfigured.