Awww, lookit that! It's Pluto! Maybe this isn't going to be so awful after all...

Guys, look! I'm on the television! That's totally me!

MAJOR NEWS

New Update for RetroEx Redux! Along with slightly rebalancing the base game, this Update adds a new game mode called PentaEx, which allows you to play with up to 5 people! Inside a Pentagon, the coolest shape! Wowza!

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Had a lot of great #SummerMemory -s this year, but the one I'm gonna single out is that I got to go to my first ever Pride Parade! It was delightful, everyone there was super friendly. They were even giving out free sunscreen! Can't wait for next year

Relapse 2 is cancelled. Instead, introducing my new, much greater upcoming project: Suicide Mouse Labubu. So cute! Try hanging *this* on backpack! Or your shotgun!

Available now at your nearest hellhole. Special edition Lucifer Labubu coming soon.

#GJAsks I feel like this is a pretty unsurprising choice to answer this question, but... honestly, there's damn great reasons he's so popular. Mettaton is an absolute emblem of charisma. We love you, king!

So... Jake Fortress is officially out! This game has been an immense labour of love for me, so... I hope you enjoy it too. Aside from that... Have a good rest of your summer, y'all <3

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