This funny as hell idk why

I got another power saber and it still works after like 3 days and i also got a darth vader lightsaber i might make some some content later showing these things in action debating wether or not i should do a voice reveal then the main reason i havent yet

Bedrock on my pc was alr messed up enough with the input delay but i just went in creative mode for the zombie horse quest thing and im a floating steve head that blinks rapidly and tilts at angles nothing in minecraft should what is this????

Go, USA! You fucked shit up for us! Again! /sarcasm

Is this normal?

Hi, I'm usually not the kind to post smth serious but um

My friend Lilia/June has recently decided to forever leave gamejolt and she asked me to post these screenshots in here

I swear this mf can guess anything

Here it is btw when i was using the double bladed saber i had no idea what i was doing other than that basic spin and i was tryna keep my other arm out of the way as much as possible cuz i kept getting hit

Elton john but good:

CAUSE IM STILL EDGING FASTER THAN I'VE EVER DID

LOOKING LIKE A COSTCO GUY

FEELING LIKE A BABY GRONK

AND I'M STILL GOONING EVEN AFTER ALL THESE GYATTS

PICKING UP THE RIZZES OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KAI ON MY CENAT

I'M STILL TAXIN'

Nah mate its because he was fat ugly and no one liked him