Movie Review: A Minecraft Movie

ME: Hmmm. It appears that I have entered a world that looks similar to my world, except this world is more blocky. I wonder what else is different?

We’re going back in time to 1992 to help Sega fix the Sega Saturn!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

This city has been taken over and I need you to help me fight the Chaos Council. I know this may sound like a lot, but I need ten thousand scraps if I'm gonna end this war. I thought I could do it on my own, but I need your help with this one!

Silver? What are you doing here?

Thank you for saving me. Dr. Eggman trapped me in this crystal because he wanted me to stay away from Sonic, but I knew I was going to be rescued at some point!

DR. EGGMAN: Pah! You'd expect me to let Amy out? She's locked in the giant crystal. The only way to let her out is to find the pink crystals. But for someone like you, you will never find all 5000!

The brick mystery truth was revealed.

And I wouldn't regret doing that one bit, because they would deserve one of my fists in their faces.