4 hours ago

You absolute scoundrel.

This really got me until I read the comment section and realized it's a goddamn April Fools Joke.

OG Vid: https://youtu.be/LZU-xFLSvok?si=x65XsqCvwfcerPKq

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https://youtu.be/LZU-xFLSvok?si=x65XsqCvwfcerPKq
https://youtu.be/LZU-xFLSvok?si=x65XsqCvwfcerPKq
https://youtu.be/LZU-xFLSvok?si=x65XsqCvwfcerPKq

So, I came into the video expecting the biggest bullshit spew of all time, and it happened.

"What Happened to Kazuya?" "This new move Heat(1,1,2,D) is so broken, look at the damage" "His D,B,2 is now 18 frames instead of 20, for a character with already devastating punish"

"Kazuya is playing another game right now"

And me, as a Kazuya main, I took it personal.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S PLAYING ANOTHER GAME? HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED THE GAME?

Kazuya(And the mishima archetype overall) is probably the most execution demanding character in all of tekken.

"High Risk, High Reward" in a game where everyone else is "Low Risk, High Reward" and execution is null for eveyone else.

Skill vs Bullshit

Back when my execution was at it's peak I could barely win games, at warrior rank or even lower. And mind you, I'm not the best tekken player ever (Not even in spain), but I know what I'm doing and I'm better than the average player.

My biggest feat is that I managed to pull of PEWGF twice. (Not in the same day, and in Practice, obviously)

Hell, not even the highest rank, best Kazuya players could win games, (unless you were Keisuke).

So you? Telling me my character is broken? After I could barely land a hit on Jun because of magic bullshit on my screen? or Alisa? or Zafina?

or GODDAMN Clive Rosfield? (Dumbest DLC of all time btw I hate him (Just in tekken)) And the list can go on.

It was so bad I had to switch to Jin for the entire season 2.

But now, Season 3. "New attacks" (Reused animations btw), "Balancing" they nerfed some characters who needed it, some who didn't need it and buffed characters. No character needs buffs, namco, none. But there, overbuff law again.

I have to play twister with my gamepad just to get a launcher that is Frame perfect by the way, while you can press one button and delete my entire healthbar with a 26 second unskipable cutscene.

But, for closure, I did play Tekken 8 recently and went back to ranked with Kazuya. And, surprisingly, it wasn't that bad. I guess it's because most people have gone back to T7 or TTT2 and now it's just the bots and the casuals. But eitherway this is the furthest I've ever made it with my character, now at Flame Ruler Rank and that's because I've stopped playing again due to life.

But anyway, that's my Tekken rant. Apparently all because of an April Fools joke lol. Anyway, have a great rest of your day and enjoy life.



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