Creating junk for all of the world's brats. Honestly, could there be a more miserable existence than that?

I can assure you that working with Grunty is far more pleasant. It's certainly better than spending your lifetime making Christmas presents!

So much time and effort just to get an uninspired doll. Any merchandise centered around Grunty would've been been enough for the hauls!

If Turbo-Man was your best, then it can only go down from there! Then again, individuals like you are far from rare!

Your family should have left you behind on purpose. Brats such as yourself deserve to be hit with a thousand curses!

Tricks and traps won't be enough to take me down. Any attempts you make simply make me frown!

This week's #FanArtFriday celebrates Mario!

Complete the quest and you'll get Coins!

That box may work on the queen, but on me? It won't sell! You're gonna have to try a little harder than that, Noelle!

If you need to be taught how to fight, then don't bother challenging me! You won't even last long enough to count to three!

Luigi's Mansion

The bane of Christmas past, present and future. I gotta say, Krampus is one heck of a creature!

He may only appear on the 5th, but he can come to my lair anytime! I've got some business proposals he's guaranteed to find sublime!

Your title is exaggerated, for sure. The amount of failures on your resume is so long, I could give you a tour!

You couldn't compare to someone like me! If I had to give you a rating, it'd definitely be a three!

Wasn't really motivated today. Just have this Mr.Virtual doodle.

I've heard of speech impediments, but yours make my ears want a permanent vacation! Getting a new voice should be your current hyperfixation!

I don't know how Swedes can tolerate you every Christmas! Every single one! It's like they have a sickness!