Smalltown-bringtown MK.II scattergun:

"my pp"

Tomislav:

"The Wheeze"

Nutcracker MK.II 163 kill Rocket Launcher:

"a"

stock sniping roifle:

"BIG yes"

Killstreak Grenade launcher:

"Thinklejicks"

Smissmas degreaser:

"sawdust snorter"

strange force-a-nature:

"knockback go brrr"

part 2?