The bs I tell my friends

Sad news today

Because my family's major distaste for our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

Guys there's a new villain in this world

What

Hey Mario

@glitch-demon

Of fuckin course

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?

Stupidity

Ha ha ha