The hammer is on the left

Hello, is this the radio?

Yes, yes, Europa Flux!

And... please be late: what is a "decent woman"?

And what is a "slut"?

Huh... a "slut" is a single woman who

Mm-hmm... She gets bored and goes to bed alone

And a "decent woman", accordingly, loves order

One today, and another tomorrow. Do you understand?

Ahem, ahem... and, most importantly, no sexual contact!

Star to star, ribs in a row

The tram was moved by a detachment of Octobrists

Next to him, the counselor is chewing a bun

Tomorrow he will bring a new squad

Grandpa Kolya found a lemon

He put it in his pocket and went to the district committee

Pulled the ring, threw it out the window

Grandpa is old, he doesn't care

On the left - a hammer, on the right - a sickle

This is our Soviet coat of arms

You want this, but you want to forge

You'll get it anyway...!

You'll get it anyway...!

You'll get it anyway...!

The village was quiet on the hill

And there was a bomb under the mountain

The bomb was found by pioneer Ivanov

No longer visible on the hill of houses

A little boy is swimming along the river

Grandfather Afanasy took out a machine gun

A short queue, a stifled scream

"Wow, Chapaev!" the old man laughs

On the left - a hammer, on the right - a sickle

This is our Soviet coat of arms

You want this, but you want to forge

You'll get it anyway...!

You'll get it anyway...!

You'll get it anyway...!

A little boy was running across the field

But he stumbled and immediately fell

The tractor drove by, blood splattered

The carrots will be juicy today!

The boy found a neutron bomb

He went to school with this find

It laughed for a long time, then it was funny

The school is intact, but there is no one in it!

On the left - a hammer, on the right - a sickle

This is our Soviet coat of arms

You want this, but you want to forge

You'll get it anyway...!

You'll get it anyway...!

Member. I'm not afraid of that word.

Politburo member, Comrade Gromyko

Little Petya was chopping ice

An icebreaker approached him from behind

There is no funnier picture in the world

Half a Petit on the right and Half a Petit on the left!

The captain's daughter named Tanya

I pressed the red button drunkenly

Cars roared out of the pits

Argentina was a good country!

On the left - a hammer, on the right - a sickle

This is our Soviet coat of arms

You want this, but you want to forge

You'll get it anyway...!

You'll get it anyway...!

You'll get it anyway...!

Amazon forests, a large body of water

The green reptile is swimming in it

The inquisitive tourist wanted to drink

It's been a long time since an alligator has eaten so well!

The boy stuck two fingers in the socket

All that was left was collected in a newspaper

Dad is crying over a pile of coals

Where is the suit for forty rubles?

On the left - a hammer, on the right - a sickle

This is our Soviet coat of arms

You want this, but you want to forge

You'll get it anyway...!

You'll get it anyway...!

You'll get it anyway...!

A boy in the village was playing ninja

The old grandfather was suddenly attacked

It took a long time for the kid to be scraped off the warehouse

My grandfather turned out to be a special forces major!

A little boy found Pershing Two

I pressed the red button at the wing

For a long time the Japanese could not understand

What kind of fungus grows in the distance!

On the left - a hammer, on the right - a sickle

This is our Soviet coat of arms

You want this, but you want to forge

You'll get it anyway...!

Member. And I'm not afraid of that word (you'll get it anyway...!)

Politburo member, Comrade Gromyko

Yesterday, at a meeting of the Central Politburo of the Central Committee of the CPSU, he said

Sho this is exactly the fundamental difference between poppy buns

And developed socialism