What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA



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redditor in the wild

im actually gonna throw my phone out the window what the fuck is with you guys

stop saying out of context shit that makes me sound bad and clarifying on it in the replies

you should clearly mark your comments as jokes

not in the fucking replies

Happy pride month

what the fuck is the freak circus

and why do i want to fuck pierrot so bad

he can be the star of the show if ya know what im saying

@MicroBit_the_MicroBit , @B123H , @ElUSBRojo2009, @JordanCreatez, @SnowconeGirl , @Pedro2c1500

and anyone who knows about this, Please, watch this video,

If some of you are agaisnt my opinion, i understand, but please, don't make things worse, i want peace

thought i'd tease this since you aint getting this for A WHILE.

if you wanna ask questions, feel free to do so within reason

womp womp

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP