14 hours ago

YOU. ME. GAS STATION!!. WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER?


SUSHI OF COURSE!!. UH OH, THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION SUSHI, WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH; HORNY FISH. YOU KNOW WHAT!! THAT MEANS. FISH 0RGY!, THE STENCH DRAWS!!! IN A BEAR. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR!!! HANDED. BEAR NAKED?!?!?!? OH YES, PLEASE!!. WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL. THEN WE RIDE INTO A CHUCK-E-CHEESE!!, DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT?!?!?? UH, I THINK SO. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST. THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY!!!! INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO, THEN I SMOKED A JOINT. GREENED-OUT!!!!!, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN. UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN.



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