Put as shortly as possible, an unforgivably terrible one! Here, let us explain:

Long before the existance of “JadeJohnson Industries™”, or even any of its current subsidiaries, our unsightly predecessors, “iKuma Games”, made this third generation PowerPoint video game, called “ProJect VOCALOID Action™”. It was the world’s sorriest excuse of an attempt to cross VOCALOID™ culture with their incredibly bare bones ripoff of the “Electronic Entertainment” franchise, “The Sims” (officially dubbed, “The Kumanian Tribe™”).

“ProJect VOCALOID Action™” was so glitchy, that there was even a bug fix released on the date of its very launch, and on top of that, it wasn’t compatible with literally any of the modern versions of PowerPoint, so the controls were just as glitchy as the software itself! To make matters worse, there had to be so many more bug fixes that when the final version was released, iKuma Games nearly gave up game development because of all the anguish they received from players constantly complaining about how broken the entire saga was.

And we don’t even talk about the Japanese version. The iKuma Games localization team consisted of just one man, “Kuma’ Nazhi’”, who didn’t even know a lick of the Japanese language, so you can imagine just how pathetic that whole series turned out to be!

DON’T WORRY, KUMA’ AND HIS INCREDIBLY RACISTLY LAZY SELF WERE FIRED A LONG TIME AGO AND ARE NEVER EVER COMING BACK!

If you really wish to see just how bad the game was, even though SlideShare’s old and update neglected formatting technique makes it look even worse than it actually was,
you can view the original Final American version here, but remember that SlideShare and proper formatting don’t mix, so the representations of these games don’t actually look anything quite like that;
you can view the original American “Black Rock Shooter Edition” mod here,
WARNING: Here’s the original final Japanese release, but it’s LITERALLY RACISTLY INCORRECT, because Kuma’ HAD NO MORALS and didn’t care to ACTUALLY LEARN JAPANESE like WE ALL are doing!
And here’s the Japanese “Black Rock Shooter Edition” mod, for those of you whom are interested; once aGain, though, the same warning applies!

But yes, THAT’s what that game was, and now you know that the only reason we never proved its existance was because of the controversy surrounding its maker. We wanted to make sure we used the right words to explain it without the content itself offending anyone due to a lack of context.

Thank you for your understanding.

NOTE: “JadeJohnson Industries™” does not allow racism of any kind, and neither may our Jaders™!

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