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So much time and effort just to get an uninspired doll. Any merchandise centered around Grunty would've been been enough for the hauls!
If Turbo-Man was your best, then it can only go down from there! Then again, individuals like you are far from rare!
The lovely wife of Saint Nicholas. By "lovely", I mean I'd prefer seeing her around less!
What do you even do at the North Pole? Bake cookies? I sincerely hope you accidentally slip in some coal!
Keep your snowballs to yourself, snowcone! Lest I reduce you to nothing, but bones!
Leave Tooty to me and nothing will be lost! There's nothing you can do that I can't counter, Jack Frost!
I prefer the old you, Mr. Scrooge. Nowadays I can't tell if you're a moneylender or a despicable stooge!
It's almost as if you've been infected with a tumor. I'll be sure to avoid the ghosts of past, present and future!
Luigi's Mansion
I've heard of speech impediments, but yours make my ears want a permanent vacation! Getting a new voice should be your current hyperfixation!
I don't know how Swedes can tolerate you every Christmas! Every single one! It's like they have a sickness!
Your family should have left you behind on purpose. Brats such as yourself deserve to be hit with a thousand curses!
Tricks and traps won't be enough to take me down. Any attempts you make simply make me frown!
Wasn't really motivated today. Just have this Mr.Virtual doodle.
That box may work on the queen, but on me? It won't sell! You're gonna have to try a little harder than that, Noelle!
If you need to be taught how to fight, then don't bother challenging me! You won't even last long enough to count to three!
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