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"youre underweight", mom says

"you eat too much", mom says

"you eat too little", mom says

mom what the hell

schrodinger's weight ahh




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im a kid. im a fucking kid. why do i have to take responsibility of a profile on social media? why do i have to mantain my online reputation so carefully? i just want to play minecraft or stardew valley man ,,

might take a break

if wearing jackets and hoodies like this was a crime id already be on death row

why are catgirls so overrated bruh, embrace doggirls

somewhere in an alternate universe a cynophobic ablizorm is posting "why are doggirls so overrated bruh, embrace catgirls"

THERE IS A FONT CALLED CHEDDAR SALAD??????

and now, for our famous game "guess the gender"...

okay so ITS GETTING LOWKEY ANNOYING BECAUSE SOMEHOW LITTLE HAIRS KEEP SPAWNING IN MY THROAT AND I HAVE TO TAKE THEM OUT DEEPTHROATING MY HAND ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

ITS THE FIFTH HAIR THIS HOUR ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

its been so long since the last ive drawn the fishbowlโ„ข

I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

I REPEATED MANY TIMES THAT I FELT LIKE THE START OF HAPPILY EVER AFTER FROM THE STEVEN UNIVERSE MOVIE SOUNDS LIKE THE WINDOWS VISTA BOOTUP SFX

AND HERE IS PROOF

I DIDNT EDIT THE PITCH OR TEMPO OF NEITHER OF THE SAMPLES

completed drawing

why does bro lowkey look like steve

drew this w mouse btw

i hired this cheddar salad to stare at you