This feels like some goofy ahh shitpost, but it isn’t

Breaking news, School bully bites ya brain.

Sorry ladies, the Elite Riot Gear stays on

Do you agree with Mr. Onion?

“I am all of me”

“I never asked for this

I’m back, boys.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Man’s 76 years old

Heyoooo, I may be as distant as possible from here, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna forget the series that set me down a path of self-dsicovery to end up at some, in America right now, frightening conclusions. Happy 10th Anniversary FNAS.

Tell me they’re the same gun, I mean come on.