I genuinely have no idea what he's saying

i've just done something diabolical.

I'm not nobody's housewife.

SPREAD THE WORD

HEY

I just added the most 1930's shit to it and I find it fucking hilarious

Ayyyy

Pizza' Towa'

Is a- actually -a pretty good

I just hit a TwoTime like 30 times and they didn't fucking die

GET THOSE-

How the fuck is this from a Kids Show

This is fucking ART