well everyone knows the good old bad original sonic.exe game the game was so bad in fact that multiple people made fun of it but that would change when a guy called joel didnt have the same experience as every other player

joel had a good life he pretty much played a lot of gamejolt fnaf games like fnati or some other random fnaf game he could find thats when he found out there were multiple fangames for multiple fandoms they had fnf mods mario fangames sonic romhacks and more but the first thing he got interested in was a certain sonic sub community called the sonic.exe community they really had an addiction to this weird ms paint redraw of sonic the hedgehog but i wont judge them becouse there were some actually well made ones

when i asked them what game to play first they sent me a link to a person called my5stcr1mson? they said that person had a special sonic.exe game that began the whole sonic.exe craze they also said that the game was laughably bad and that i should more so treat it like a joke then an actual game

and markiplier had a video about it so i watched it before downloading and yes it was really bad but ill still download it and i better fucked off quick becouse there was about to be another guy crying becouse someone broke their heart and screaming that gamejolt should ban them when i booted up the game it was fairly normal

normal sonic screen with the 5 seconds of the funny guy but then my computer crashed but instead of a blue screen with a frowney face it was a red screen with a smiley face when i looked at the text it said ( zalgo is in your computer you should be honored )

after a restart i got back into my home screen and i saw a weird black blob like substance on my taskbar when i booted up the sonic.exe rom it moved and jumped in the game window seems like the weird substance is attracted to open windows when i saw the opening screen something was off it was the sonic.exe screen instantly but his eyes looked weirder as if something changed........ when i got in the game i clicked on tails and started playing in hill but when i got to the dead animals part the animals stood up instead and the blood on the floor and covering the water was replaced with a black goo like substance the animals had red blood shot eyes and the music sounded less like music but more like a cults chanting they said 'all hail zalgo' or 'you cant escape his wrath' when tails got to the end sonic was waiting for him like usual but the neck twisting thing was different onstead of sonic.exe going around to look at tails his head popped off clean

when we got to the talking part i could have a good view over what it looks like its head is a black ball with a single red eye in the middle and black goo was dripping down the sonic.exe's neck like blood

the thing said this:

god this vessel stinks it can barely move and its ugly can i have your vessel fox?

then we got to the burning angel island where tails looked stressed rather then scared i walked forward and then the creature said

you cant run forever fox this vessel i have might not be very good but i will catch up to you!!

and instead of him slowly catching up to you he was faster then usual meaning this thing really wanted to have tails when it caught tails the entity said

finnally a new vessel to myself and a better one too

instead of killing tails tentacles came out of sonic.exes eyes and they grasped tails before stabbing his eyes tails let out the memeable scream and i got booted back to the selection screen where knuckles was waiting i looked at tails and instead of him being an ms paint redraw of his sprite it was instead tails but with a wide grin with yellow teeth and bloodshot eyes i choose knuckles and before the "gameplay" began the entity had something to say it said this

well seems like our little friend wants to play a game well i dont mind getting more vessels that fox is weak so i need a strong one

i got booted in scrapbrain zone and knuckles was already worried when i tried to walk forward it was harder to do he would barely move and he wouldnt punch when i got to the end of the stage a black goop similar to the one i saw on my desktop with a red eye looked at knuckles and instead of beginning the shadow clone shenanigans it immediatly grabbed knuckles and tore both of his eyes out

then text appeared saying:

i wont bother fighting this dumb thing im in a hurry so you better select that smart guy quickly then when i got booted back to the select screen knuckles looked off too now showing digust on his face and now having iron hooks on his eyes as if theyre holding up his head

i selected eggman and i began the stair stage but the stairs were removed and eggman had a blank expression on his face i kept walking until i saw sonic and when he tried posessing eggman the human smiled........ eggman grabbed a button pressed it then 2 hands appeared and put the entity in a glass box with electricity the doctor laughed saying

is that your best? do you really think a mechanical genius like me wouldnt come prepared? you are truly foolish you faker

the entity then replied

you are clever i give you that but i am a god in this universe and you are nothing

and he broke out and grabbed the doctor then he said you should have offed yourself instead of trying to face me doctor and he possessed the doctor the screen showed robotniks face mangled and twisted with empty eyesockets before cutting to sonic.exe's i am god screen but instead of saying i am god the text said this:

this adventure was awfull but thanks for the vessels ill drop them when i get better ones and my pc crashed but it when i booted it back up the sonic.exe game was removed without a single trace seems like i just imagined it or did i?

i guess ill play some other games

the end?

writers district incoming

well this story is bad but it was also supposed to make fun of the original sonic.exe game but apart from me trying to make it funny i hope youll take it only partially seriously becouse i will expand this lil guys lore now onto questions and lil pieces of lore

whats this entities name?

well this entity basically zalgo except instead of only corrupting images it can corrupt anything thats on the internet or on a device

does it like its sonic.exe vessel?

not he does not in the slightest he hates it with a passion

why does this guy remind me of fatal error in some fucked up way?

well becouse he is based on fatal error

is this made for sonic.exes birthday?

yes