gay person: hi

het person: hello

that one neurodivergent friend you regret becoming friends with: hey did you know when susie ate kris's already-bitten apple in noelle's blog post they technically shared each others' spit hey hey did you know that hey

might've just found the funniest image ever

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Your mother

hey guys i'm not the type to beg but look at this number 👀 perhaps we need 5 more of something to add onto it. but what?

@Banana_Dreemurr

when gj (somehow) finally implements private accounts i will not be letting ANY of you see it because i'm just gonna sound like this

possibly my favorite pastry

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yikes 😬😬 that's not good

for the record i don't take these kinds of tests too seriously lol but still