the elite of Halo has 4 penises and 8 balls(canon btw)

At the unsc we don’t give a shit about monnnnyyyyy we just want to oof the covenant

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These are not good

🔥☄️Bash em Crash em☄️🔥

Found my old master chief helmet and energy sword #halo #masterchief

They What

🏅🥊 Masterchief vs. Locke 🥊🏅

🏍👍This is Quite the Wild Ride👍🏍

Throwback to June when me and @SinatraGirl were playing Halo: Infinite together on Twitch. It was an accident! 🤣