I'm Peppered Salty! From Salty's Sunday Night Peppered!

I have a Wife and she's Opheebop (Peppered)!

I also have two kids, I have a son named Saltphee, and a daughter named Saltebop!

My son wants to get gamejolt

I got Saltphee a VR Headset and he's hugging someone in VR....

My son is 8 years old. He's gonna be 9 soon. I just want him to have a girlfriend so he would stop simping....

I need help getting my son a girlfriend... I don't want his simping to get out of control.

Saltphee has WINGS?!?!